posted 05-07-2000 09:44 PM               

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What the #$%&, Angelina, what the #$%&?

Ok, so an incredible super-babe married a bald middle aged dufus. I have no problem with that. Indeed, I plan on becoming a bald, middle aged dufus one day myself. But the guy beat his last wife, for Pete's sake. What are you thinking, Angelina? Honey? Hello?

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posted 05-07-2000 09:45 PM               

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Is it your life?

Who cares.

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Maybe he's got it where it counts dude.

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posted 05-07-2000 09:47 PM               

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I'm not the world's biggest fan of Angelina, as you may recall, but I've got to agree that this just plain sucks. She could do much much much better than that ballcap-wearing hick...

I mean really-- no one named "Billy Bob" should marry anyone named "Angelina". I think Billy Bobs should only be allowed to marry Bobby Jos, Mary Jeans, etc...

[This message has been edited by Varrice (edited 05-07-2000).]

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posted 05-07-2000 09:47 PM               

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She married him?? And all the time I thought she would hook up with her brother.

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posted 05-07-2000 09:49 PM               

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Do you consider that arrangement to be worse than the Michael Douglas/Zeta Jones alliance?

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posted 05-07-2000 09:51 PM               

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Carl and Lara Croft...LOL!

Actually, I'm happy for Billy Bob, it gives hope to guys like me.

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posted 05-07-2000 09:55 PM               

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The odds are against them.

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posted 05-07-2000 09:58 PM               

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Its a sham to fool the media. She's slamming her brother.

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posted 05-07-2000 10:00 PM               

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Why are the hot chicks marrying these old coots?

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posted 05-07-2000 10:03 PM               

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I asked the same question in that "Have you ever wondered" thread.

Oh, and this is worse than the Douglas/Zeta Jones pairing, IMO. Thornton is just an ugly, old man.

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posted 05-07-2000 10:05 PM               

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Me and my dad often wonder that. Why do hot women marry ugly guys? It doesn't seem to make much sense to me.

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posted 05-07-2000 10:23 PM               

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How long does the average Hollywood marrage last anyway? Don't loose any sleep over it.

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posted 05-07-2000 10:30 PM               

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At least she didn't marry her brother.

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posted 05-07-2000 10:30 PM               

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She's good looking sometimes. Usually, she just looks dirty.

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posted 05-07-2000 10:35 PM               

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When did you guys hear about this??

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posted 05-07-2000 11:08 PM            

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Last I heard he was still trying to get out of his engagement with Laura Dern.

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posted 05-07-2000 11:11 PM               

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Yeah, I loved Billy Bob's work in... uh... that one movie... yeah. He's not even a good actor.

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posted 05-07-2000 11:48 PM               

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Maybe he's kind of scruffy looking, but give credit where it's due. The guy's a good, if not great actor.

Sling Blade, anyone?

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posted 05-08-2000 12:17 AM               

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Mesa not a fan of thems but mesa thinken that it could be true love theysa be merrying forsa.
Yousa mighten understand if yousa have true love, mesa can only say what mesa thinks they would.

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posted 05-08-2000 12:30 AM               

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Yes, heaven forbid the Beautiful People stoop to having anything to do with the rest of us.

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posted 05-08-2000 06:11 AM            

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She must like to marry guys with three worded names.

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posted 05-08-2000 08:38 AM               

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I I said initially, I don't care that he's twice her age and a dork, he's a wife beater. Jolie could have any guy (or girl) she wants, why get involved with someone like that. Oh well. She could probably kick his *** anyway.

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posted 05-08-2000 10:01 AM               

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At least she didn't marry her brother.

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hehehehe, yeah, they are kinda close.

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posted 05-08-2000 10:05 AM               

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[sling blade]mm... i reckon i'd like ta marry yew..mmhmm.. you could make me some biscuits & mustard mmhmm...[/sling blade]

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posted 05-08-2000 11:13 AM            

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Word on the street has it that Laura Dern is thirsting for Ms. Jolie's blood. Dern and Thorton had a very long term engagement and were due to get married this year. Not only is she on the war path, but her whole family is too. Bruce Dern (her dad) and Diane Ladd (her mum) just got through working with Thorton in All the Pretty Horses.

If you ask me, she's pregnant and their quickie Las Vegas marriage was a small attempt at respectability.

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posted 05-08-2000 12:21 PM            

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For some reason, whenever I hear Billy Bob's name, I automatically think Jed Clampett and the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

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Come an' listen to a story 'bout a guy Jed...

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posted 05-08-2000 01:55 PM               

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Yeha I was sad when I heard this. I always liked Angelina and the fact that she married this wife-beater is disappointing.

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posted 05-09-2000 10:25 AM               

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The Man is LUCKY as hell!!!

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posted 05-09-2000 10:31 AM               

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Tell me about it. I wanna be a Hollywood star. Cwazy stuff happens over there.

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posted 05-09-2000 10:54 AM               

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stick with me ep, i got connections

and hey - you never know - one day you might even be privileged enough for me to introduce you to Babe!

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posted 05-09-2000 01:49 PM               

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Together, they have a total of five previous marriages. They're both two screwed up people who deserve each other, if you ask me.

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posted 05-09-2000 02:44 PM               

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That's a bit of a judgement call wouldn't you say, hew? Just because Angelina's been married before does not make her screwed up.

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posted 05-09-2000 02:57 PM               

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No, one divorce doesn't make her screwed up - but from interviews and profiles on her she doesn't seem very stable.

And as far as Billy Bob - four failed marriages does mean your screwed up.

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posted 05-09-2000 03:57 PM               

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Well Billy Bob's a known wife beater. But Angelina? She's a little different...even exotic. There's nothing that indicates that she's unstable. In fact she seems a lot more intelligent and down to earth than most of the airhead celebrities out there.

Of course I don't know her personally, I'm just going by what she throws in the trash and what's in her underwear drawer.

I've said too much.

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posted 05-09-2000 04:15 PM               

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She's admitted to being a fan/collector of knives - and even has a scar somewhere on her neck from one time when she was "playing" with a knife. She wrote her ex-husband's name across the back of her wedding dress (or whatever she was wearing...) in blood - I forget if it was his or hers. I'm not going to say she's actually "involved" with her brother because there's no kind of proof of that, but as someone with a sister, seeing them hang on each other in public makes my skin crawl. I won't even go into the allegations of drug use...

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posted 05-09-2000 05:54 PM               

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I don't know anything about the thing with her brother, but the rest of that sounds HOT.

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